Some advance notice for our show:
"Bambi Krill is a shrill, empty-headed witch---and a dear, dear friend." -- Ann Coulter
"I laughed so hard that it freed my body of extraterrestrial Thetans trapped in my soul for over 20,000 years. I thought it was constipation, but it was Thetan-blockage. Thanks Bambi!" --- Tom Cruise
"Bambi, you are the sexy soul of Fox News. But I've told you a million times, you gotta show more leg if you want to be taken seriously as a news professional." -- Roger Ailes, Fox News President
"Comic Mission Accomplished!" -- US president and nude portrait artist George W. Bush
"Some parts spoke to my smug sense of liberal superiority in a way that made my head swell even larger. Other parts made me feel ashamed for being such a tool." -- Keith Olbermann
"I salute this all-American salute to those we salute as all-American." -- Lou Dobbs
"You want a blurb? Well, this here Bambi play was like a nukular blast of satirical whatchamacallit. And I should know because people always say, "Hey Sarah, you coulda been one of them Broadway stars cuz you're so dang purdy like a TV weather lady," and I always say, "Sure, you betcha!" Maybe acting's what made President Reagan so dang, uh, you know? So if the lamestream media asks me which plays I've seen, and I always tell them, uh, I see pretty much all of them, ya know? Whatever they put in front of me. " -- Sarah Palin
"Yousa will see funniest playin my ever seen. Isa political correct? Nosa, but isa funny." -- Jar Jar Binks
Disclaimer: As befitting a parodic enterprise of a theatrical nature, the aforementioned lavish praise should be regarded a fictitious in nature. Real quotes from the above individuals would be much, much worse.
"Bambi Krill is a shrill, empty-headed witch---and a dear, dear friend." -- Ann Coulter
"I laughed so hard that it freed my body of extraterrestrial Thetans trapped in my soul for over 20,000 years. I thought it was constipation, but it was Thetan-blockage. Thanks Bambi!" --- Tom Cruise
"Bambi, you are the sexy soul of Fox News. But I've told you a million times, you gotta show more leg if you want to be taken seriously as a news professional." -- Roger Ailes, Fox News President
"Comic Mission Accomplished!" -- US president and nude portrait artist George W. Bush
"Some parts spoke to my smug sense of liberal superiority in a way that made my head swell even larger. Other parts made me feel ashamed for being such a tool." -- Keith Olbermann
"I salute this all-American salute to those we salute as all-American." -- Lou Dobbs
"You want a blurb? Well, this here Bambi play was like a nukular blast of satirical whatchamacallit. And I should know because people always say, "Hey Sarah, you coulda been one of them Broadway stars cuz you're so dang purdy like a TV weather lady," and I always say, "Sure, you betcha!" Maybe acting's what made President Reagan so dang, uh, you know? So if the lamestream media asks me which plays I've seen, and I always tell them, uh, I see pretty much all of them, ya know? Whatever they put in front of me. " -- Sarah Palin
"Yousa will see funniest playin my ever seen. Isa political correct? Nosa, but isa funny." -- Jar Jar Binks
Disclaimer: As befitting a parodic enterprise of a theatrical nature, the aforementioned lavish praise should be regarded a fictitious in nature. Real quotes from the above individuals would be much, much worse.